Are you under 18? Swell! You're lost. Try here.
Otherwise, welcome to all the weird stories about dating and squids and stuff.
Also stories and essays, which I wrote for grownups.
Miri in Love recorded at Give Me Fiction, published by Boing Boing.
It's Only Fair published by The Tusk.
Miri and the Squid published by Midnight Breakfast, and then again by Monkey Bicycle.
Miri and the Manly Metronome recorded at Give Me Fiction, published by The Tusk.
Mother Miri Full of Grace published by Joyland Magazine.
Essays at Ravishly and The Huffington Post.
Content monkeying at Brit & Co. and Boing Boing.
Mustard Seeds, published by The Rumpus.
Miri and the Aliens, published by Quiet Lightning (print).
Miri and the Sex Date, published by the Columbia Journal for Literature and the Arts (print) and then by The Tusk (online).
On Violations, Macarons, and the Pursuit of Beauty I Can Control, published by Catapult